(Source: airrogance)

I can’t ever again reach this account except through my mom’s phone, so I can no longer really use this account.

Follow swag-master-flash to keep up with me

super-wolves:

laugh-til-ya-fart:

A man cheats on his girlfriend named Lorraine with a girl named Clearly.

Suddenly, Lorraine died.

At the funeral, the man stands up and sings, “I can see Clearly now, Lorraine is gone.”

i’m done with this website

(Source: amel-amoula-95)

tom-spanks:

try 2 convince me magneto doesn’t use magnet puns on a regular basis

(Source: propanepimp)

kaleidosd-pebongwatersmellslikeshit

geminideath:

why am I feeling this way

I really really hate applying for jobs

roughrimjob:

me tryna flirt

image

(Source: organmeat)

demonangelslayer:

I SWEAR TO GOD IF IT’S AN ALLEYGATOR I’M GONNA YELL

demonangelslayer:

I SWEAR TO GOD IF IT’S AN ALLEYGATOR I’M GONNA YELL

demonangelslayer:

I AM VERY UPSET

demonangelslayer:

I AM VERY UPSET